What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Do you know what she said mum?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What are your best funny dating stories?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

What! how could you do that?

True - how I loved my mum!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

What do you mean son?